It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via winterinthetardis)



i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via fatherofthedragons)

I am heartbroken.


Tumblring on my phone

  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing

(Source: huotogyararii, via anarcho-folkpunk)

how would you describe your aesthetic?
  • Science teacher: What is the difference between venom and poison?
  • Me: Venom is black metal and Poison is glam metal.
  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.


remember hover text

(via orgyofcannibalpuns)

"What are you staring at, kid?"


(Source: orikermyriker, via nosheetjohnlock)